I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
