Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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