Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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