I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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