what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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