I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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