hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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