I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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