is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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