guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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