I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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