i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She's the barista slut.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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