S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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