If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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