when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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