i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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