I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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