you guys were way drunker than both of me
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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