Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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