? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We left an ass print on the piano.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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