I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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