he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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