Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
