This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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