doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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