We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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