office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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