what if I'm pregnant?
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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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