I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
this will be a night to untag.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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