PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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