Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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