You made me cry and you don't even care
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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