Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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