North Korea, Best Korea!
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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