sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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