ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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