You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
there is glitter all over my balls
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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