At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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