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i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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