I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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