hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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