I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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