She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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