if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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