The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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