you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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