I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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