And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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