So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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