it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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