Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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