Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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