wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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